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exactly

that’s not even a meme

a picture of me eating cereal

what’d it give you

i asked for a ‘distracted boyfriend’

yes. and it’ll be cursed

okay but can it make me a meme

i’m scared

...

or is it

it’s just a coincidence

i spilled coffee today

it said ‘you’ll spill coffee tomorrow’

okay but can it predict the future

accurate.

‘your cat is a tiny demon’

what’d it say

i asked it to write a poem about my cat

ouch.

no. but it’ll tell you if you’re annoying

okay but can it tell me if i’m happy

nah. grok’s in the matrix

i think it’s just my phone