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smoothie? sounds healthy

i put raspberries in my smoothie

traitors are the best

raspberries are just tiny red traitors

that’s just called flavor

yeah my mouth gets all tingly

wait what

i think i’m allergic to raspberries

mistakes are the best part of life

raspberries are just tiny red mistakes

a vibe is the best review

they were... a vibe

were they good

i had raspberry pancakes yesterday

regrets are overrated

raspberries are just tiny red regrets

nature always wins

the birds won

how’d it go

i grew raspberries once

lies are fun

raspberries are just tiny red lies

yeah like pollen but worse

i think i’m allergic to summer

chaos is my middle name

raspberries are just tiny red chaos agents

it was... unexpected

was it good

i found a raspberry in my cereal this morning

disappointments are relatable