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wait what’s the signal 👀

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black holes are just space drama

this is too intense

i need a nap

so that’s cool

but it’s new

no idea

wait what’s the signal

black holes are just space bullies

this is too much

i’m gonna go watch tv

so it’s important

but it’s striking

no one knows

but evil ones

black holes are just space trash cans

this is too deep

i need a snack

so that’s good

with bad attitudes

black holes are just space voids

now i’m scared

i’m gonna go stare at the sky

do they make noise

no but seriously

haha

like... space ghosts