nytimes.com/2026/07/10/climate/fcc-space-mirror.html

what’s the actual plan here

sounds like a bad band name

space mirror death ray

oh god

the one with the laser

idk which one

like in that movie

what if it turns into a death ray

lol

but also... free nightlights?

and just vibes

and astronomy

light pollution disrupting ecosystems

wait what’s the outcry about

this is why we can’t have nice things

or a bird’s plane

or a bird

but what if it hits a plane

so they’re just gonna reflect sunlight down

ohhh

federal communications commission

wait what’s fcc

😳

but think of the instagram pics

haha true

we already have enough light pollution

idk if that’s cool or terrifying

they’re gonna light up the sky like a disco ball

space mirror???

wait what now