en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trojan_War

just don't start wars

or...

or gods messing with mortals

don't start wars over women

so what's the lesson

petty king

he let them suffer

but no

zeus could've just ended it

like...

the gods were extra

of course he did

hephaestus made it

achilles' armor was dope

yes

like a greek rpg

so many side quests

cool

they were there

oh right

what about the amazons

wait...

🐴

greeks: *laughs in trojan horse*

the horse was just a big prank

send help

i need a trojan war meme

haha

but with more blood

like a chess game