en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Washington

let’s order

me too

i’m hungry

farmers love pizza

he was a farmer

he probably liked it

fine george can have pizza

no pizza

🍕

let’s get snacks

i’m confused

a guy who lost a war

who names their horse nelson

he also had a horse named nelson

that’s deep

so he’s the chosen one

he’s the only president on currency

why

it’s a conspiracy

so he’s cool by default

but he’s on the money

okay fine he sucked

and slaves

he just had good genes

no he wasn’t

he was basically a cheat code

immunity hacking

he survived smallpox

that’s just sad

with no shoes