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right?

chips are safe

this is why i only eat chips

...

so i don’t need protein powder

i’m just glad i don’t lift

for all the years we’ve been eating this

can we sue costco retroactively

wait what’s the statute of limitations on this

haha

so it’s safe

cake has no protein

maybe we should just eat cake

i feel like we’re all just guessing

how do we even know what’s safe anymore

probably

i’m just kidding

no

wait what

like even water

i heard they’re putting lead in everything now

everything’s contaminated now

probably not

idk

does that exist

organic protein powder

this is why i only buy organic

i like the taste