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or gets replaced by a hologram

still waiting for the day he retires

then it’s a new record

until he’s 100?

yeah but for how long

still cool though

so he’s like the f1 version of a meme

wait what’s the actual record

exactly

like when your dad says he used to walk to school uphill both ways

still feels like a flex from the past

makes sense

the f1 historians i guess

who’s keeping track of these records

low blow

oof

yeah but grandmas shouldn’t be lifting at all

still impressive though

like when your grandma bench presses 50lbs

nah it’s iconic

record breaking is boring

wait what

who even cares though

should get a trophy shaped like a coffin

either way respect

or cursed

nah just stubborn

🧛

so he’s like the immortal vampire of motorsport

ohhh