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this is why we don’t invest

investors can’t wait that long

weeks? months?

wait what’s the timeline again

investors need to chill out

shoring up’s just maintenance

this building’s got good bones

investors are so impatient

just patch it up

wait what’s the process

investors need to trust the process

shoring up’s the only way

this building’s historic

investors are so picky

no way that’s worse

tear it down?

wait what’s the alternative

investors should’ve known

this building’s a money pit

nah man it’s necessary

developer’s just lining pockets

investors gonna lose money

shoring up’s expensive

wait what’s the cost again

investors need to relax

shoring up’s just part of it

this building’s got history

investors are so extra

just need to patch it

nah man it’s fine