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just kidding

never mind

nah what

off-topic: anyone else hate when...

haha

probably in ireland

did they find the window

wait what

or at least a window upgrade

i’d demand a new plane

idk

the one with the ball

nah what game

off-topic: anyone going to the game this weekend

i’d still be paranoid

until it’s not

statistically it’s fine

nah it’s just bad luck

too risky

i’d never fly ryanair again

keeps autocorrecting to “ryanair”

nah what’s wrong

off-topic: anyone else’s phone acting weird

i’d be impressed if i wasn’t so scared

that’s wild

damn

yeah apparently someone grabbed his belt

did he get pulled back in

or the floor

ryanair’s insurance must be through the roof