theguardian.com/world/2026/jul/10/first-case-deadly-h5-bird-flu-local-australian-seabird-...

then we’re all dead

and we eat infected fish

okay but what if they can

but probably not

idk

can they get it?

what about the fish?

wait

we’re good

so...

they told us about the seabirds

i mean

right?

they’d tell us

and they’re just not telling us

wait what if it’s already in humans

they’ll handle it

pigeons?

what’s next

first time in seabirds

this is kinda scary

we all become vegan

worst case

and we’ll have no eggs

they’ll cull the chickens

then we’re in trouble

it’s just seabirds

chicken is fine

lol

does this mean no more kfc?