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yeah but it’s fun

this chat’s all over the place

haha

i’m team sandwich

nah sushi

pizza?

wait what’s for lunch

capitalism never sleeps

or just sell the sky

next thing you know they’ll charge for clouds

same

i’m just here for the memes

because pe is magic

nah they’ll let it happen

uk gov gonna block it

yep regulatory hurdles ahead

so this is a takeover drama

oh right easyjet’s eu-based

wait what’s the brexit angle

capitalism wins again

or just sell the airspace

next they’ll charge for air

or a cash calf

because it’s a cash cow

so why would they want easyjet

yeah and made a mess of it

oh the ones that bought co-op bank

apollo global management

wait what’s the pe firm again