en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bryan_Johnson

haha

i’d rather watch cat videos

it was boring

i watched like 5 minutes

the one where he’s trying to reverse his age

wait what’s his netflix show

good call

i’m never listening to that podcast

...

ew

he talks about his poop a lot

like

it was weird

i listened to one

yeah he does

wait does he have a podcast

i’ll stick to tacos

you’re missing out

ew no way

i’d try the blood thing

nah but fr

then we’re all just jealous

what if he’s onto something

but also

i’d rather die young and happy

boring

mostly plants

wait what’s his diet like

drama

lol