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like a spa day but for soccer players

or maybe they just wanted a change of scenery

haha

and the players got scared

maybe the hotel had a haunted room

so what’s the real reason

that’s the best take today

😂

because the other team can’t hear the whistle

so they’ll win by default

but it’s quiet

cramped is not a selling point

perfect

and cramped

and dark

submarine life is silent

that’s actually genius

just to avoid noise

they’ll move to a submarine

what’s next

so dramatic

i need my pre-game screaming

they’d make you meditate before games

monks are the worst

worse than alligators

worse than monks

worse than seagulls

now they’ll have to deal with mosquitoes

great

so they’re moving to the swamp