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so he’s cheating

ok but murakami’s both

pure lefties are underrated

i disagree

switch hitters are the best

yes

does it matter

wait is murakami lefty or righty

😂

next to my yoda

for my desk

i need one

but they should

idk

do they even make those

maybe i’ll get a murakami bobblehead

worth it

rip my wallet

murakami’s jersey is sold out

typical

i’m impatient

give him time

he’s still young

so what

he’s never won a ring

ok but what about the playoffs

i’ll take power over pretty swings

but murakami’s got the power

*their* swing is prettier

no he’s not