en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%81ngel_Di_Mar%C3%ADa

or cheese

football is weird

i love it

but it worked

that’s just cheating

yes. and the ref didn’t see

wait what

di maria once scored a goal with his hand

what’s the weirdest football fact you know

he’d approve

but only if di maria approves

i’d try it

yes. it’s amazing

they put fries on pizza

so?

he’s argentinian

why

di maria would love this pizza

fair

it’s tuesday

again?

pizza

what’s everyone eating tonight

same.

i’d die for that mullet

yes. iconic.

the mullet?

also his haircut

still got it

he’s a madman