en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwight_D._Eisenhower

but in practice...

okay maybe in theory

nah communism’s not that bad

i think he was right

yeah he said that in a speech

he called it godless

big surprise

ike also hated communism

i need to know more

they probably did

haha

okay now i’m picturing him doing a secret handshake with macarthur

so probably

he was in the army

no but like...

i bet he had a secret handshake too

lol

to assert dominance

he probably did it on purpose

same

i hate firm handshakes

oh god

like he was crushing your hand

it was super firm

what

he also had a weird handshake

nope ike was the man

i thought it was some other guy

wow

yeah he planned that