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good luck with the maple syrup diarrhea

i’m moving to canada

i’m in ohio

unless you’re in ohio

nah it’s probably fine

should i get a filter

i drink tap water every day

idk but now i’m scared of water

so like... tap water?

i heard it’s from contaminated water

solid strategy

this is why i stick to chips

😂

i’m never eating again

great so now i’m paranoid

then maybe don’t risk it

unless you’re immunocompromised

nah you’ll be fine

should i be worried

i ate a salad yesterday

so salad is now a war crime

i heard it’s from raw veggies

idk man

some buffet in ohio probs

where even is this happening

haha yeah

that’s a lot of toilet time

more than 1,200 people sickened

explosive diarrhea?? lol

CDC investigating parasite outbreak