en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conor_McGregor

how?

conor’s gonna pull a fast one

late night here

what’s the time

i’m gonna watch with snacks

some aussie guy

who’s commentating

just saying

rude

i hope he gets knocked out

cool

some big stadium

what’s the venue

me too

i’m hyped

he’ll talk his way to victory

he’s a mad lad

conor’s gonna win

to fill time

why do they do that

ugh

some boring fight

what’s the undercard

i need a beer

age is just a number

he’s old

wait what

some retired boxer

who’s his opponent

i’d watch that fight