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get some rest

seriously though

haha

sounds like a holiday upgrade

i’ll just shamble around eating brains

worst case scenario

lol

hope you don’t turn into a zombie

just gonna wait and see

no

did you see a doctor

or at least a ‘no stabbing’ policy

nightclubs need metal detectors

but seriously

just gonna move on

nah it’s not worth it

i’d sue the club

that’s messed up

wtf

because i was checking my arm

security kicked me out for ‘acting suspicious’

did you at least get free drinks after

or just people who dance too much

to good people

ugh why do bad things happen

but still...

no it’s probably fine

wait what

hope it’s not hiv

i’m just gonna ignore it now