reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1urwdg3/ohh_self_burn_those_are_rare

but now i just nod

i still go there

she just stared at me

i once said ‘i love you’ to a barista

what’s the worst self burn you’ve ever done

😂

that’s just a vibe

okay that’s not a self burn

she *did* look like my mom

i once called my teacher ‘mom’ in front of the class

otherwise it’s just lying

self burns have to be intentional

lol that’s even funnier

like when you trip but call it ‘dancing’

what if you *accidentally* self burn

wait

better than any roast

self burns are peak comedy

haha

like when you call your crush ‘mom’

that’s the good stuff

ohhhh

and then realize it

idk like when you say something dumb

how do you even self burn

wait what

lol

like finding a four-leaf clover

rare as hell

ohh self burn!