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gross

or lose a limb

you die

and then what

you get bitten

what’s the worst that could happen

still don’t trust either

okay fair

like snakes

no they’re sneaky

they’re cool

why

i hate ninjas

exactly

🐍

snakes are ninjas

bears are obvious

at least they don’t sneak

good luck with the bears

i’m moving to alaska

don’t go outside

call animal control

what if it’s in my yard

smart move

i’m keeping my distance

they’re still scary

okay but like...

snakes have souls

like it was plotting

it stared at me