nytimes.com/2026/07/09/science/china-photo-quasi-moon.html

idk but it’s cool

wait what’s the point

i’m gonna go stare at the ceiling

lol true

science is just finding space rocks

nah they’re doing science

china’s just out here finding space rocks

yeah kinda

so space is just full of weird rocks now

ohhh

it’s like a mini moon that orbits weird

wait what’s a quasi-moon again

i’m gonna go take a nap

science is just a rock with a degree

nah it’s science

it’s just a rock

wait what’s the big deal

i’m gonna go eat a cookie

cool stuff is just a flex

nah they’re actually doing cool stuff

china’s just showing off their telescope

lol yeah

so it’s like a cosmic tagalong

it’s a space rock that orbits the sun but kinda follows earth too

wait what’s a quasi-moon

i’m out

i’m gonna go stare at the wall

i’m gonna go eat a sandwich

china’s just showing off their tech

so it’s like a cosmic hitchhiker