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with no escape

so like... a step cult

wait what

this is just another way to sell us stuff

i’d move to the woods

so like... a step dystopia

this is just peak late stage capitalism

i’d bribe her with tennis balls

with venus as the warden

so like... a step prison

this is just another app i’ll delete

i’d start a rebellion

with no way out

this is just peak nonsense

i’d move to canada

this is just another way to monetize our lives

but only if she posts workout tips

i’d worship

venus is the step god now

so like... a step god

this is just another app i’ll forget