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so no mullets

neat and tidy

what about haircuts?

i’d quit

that’s brutal

so no stubble either?

clean shaven. no exceptions.

wait what’s the policy again

maybe he’s just salty

so why does he care

but pete’s not even in the military anymore

uniformity or whatever

why though

that’s messed up

wait what

but not mustaches?

i think they’re allowed

what about sideburns?

so no beards at all?

marines have strict grooming

so?

but pete’s a marine right

idk since forever?

since when?

yeah apparently

wait really?

nope. clean shaven only.

like can you have a beard?

idk man it’s confusing

wait what’s the grooming policy now?