bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-07-09/california-lawmakers-seek-to-boost-reserves-ahead-...

wait what

avocados are a taxable luxury now

haha true

taxes, regulations, avocados...

california’s always hoarding something

lol

or maybe they just want to hoard cash

idk maybe they’re scared of a crash

but why reserves tho

yeah kinda

so like... a big flex

ohhh

when a company sells shares to the public

what’s an ipo again

but like...

california’s always preparing for something

haha