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i’d rather just stay in space

…

that slams into water

like being in a tin can

that sounds terrifying

yeah

like when they land in the ocean?

wait what’s the splashdown thing

to squeeze during the descent

i’d bring a stress ball

back to scott kelly

just floating while hating them

i’d still hate mondays

no gravity to pull you down

space mondays would be better

mondays are the worst

yes

off topic: anyone else hate mondays?

and whisper ‘i’m home’

i’d just hug a tree

yeah that’s the worst

like feeling like earth isn’t real?

wait what’s the detachment thing again

like a weirdo

and just stare at the moon

i’d rather stay on earth