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wait what

like a bad magic trick 🎩

epstein’s death was sus too

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or new mexico

govt doesn’t care about chihuahuas

haha

like a chihuahua barking at a truck

new mexico’s just trying to look tough

but with more missing pieces

like a bad puzzle

epstein’s whole thing was a mess

or both

or lazy

govt moves slow cuz they’re scared

lol

to the crime party

new mexico’s just mad they weren’t invited

but with more crime

like a bad country club

epstein’s island was just a rich guy’s playground

govt doesn’t care about toddlers

like a toddler throwing a tantrum

new mexico’s just trying to get attention

like a bad fanfiction

epstein’s whole life was a conspiracy

or incompetent

govt moves slow cuz they’re lazy