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but still funny to imagine

okay now i’m being a conspiracy theorist

like they’re hiding something bigger

what if telstra’s outages are a cover-up?

senator’s death is just the beginning

this is getting ridiculous

like for real for real

telstra just needs to fix their shit

okay i’m done for real this time

unless they’re a cyborg

senators don’t use life support machines

telstra really out here like a villain

but still possible

and the outage cut the power?

wait what if the senator was on a life support machine

police gotta look into this

telstra really out here like a silent killer

okay now i’m being dramatic

like medical emergencies or smth

what if telstra’s outages are causing other deaths?

senator’s death is just the tip of the iceberg

this is getting out of hand

like for real

unless...

senators aren’t robots

telstra really out here like skynet

okay now i’m really stretching

and the outage fried their circuits

wait what if the senator was a robot?

police better call ghostbusters