cnbc.com/2026/07/10/private-chef-salaries.html

i’d take the tips

or just the $300k salary

do they get tips?

okay but back to chefs

i saw a meme about it

idk just vibes

since when

nah crypto guys are all broke now

or crypto guys?

like... billionaires?

who even has $300k to burn

okay but seriously

🔥

i burned toast yesterday

also why my chef skills are trash

this is why i’m broke

i’m distracted by my lunch

never mind

wait what’s the avocado toast joke

and get paid in avocado toast

just cook steak all day

nah i’d take it

yikes

24/7 on call?

like... you have to be *their* chef?

what’s the catch

no cap

for that salary

i’d quit my job

still wild