en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iliad

so extra

okay but the gods

so cool

like a city in a book

so detailed

okay but the shield of achilles

but for dead people

like a sports montage

so random

okay but the funeral games

like a toddler

achilles still mad

but also...

spoiler: hector dies

okay but the iliad’s ending

like a bad roommate

so petty

then agamemnon took her

achilles’ prize

okay but briseis

idk

still counts as winning

the greeks were sneaky

ugh

but it worked

like a trap

so sus

okay but the trojan horse

lol

ran away from menelaus