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whether it’s alive or not

so what’s the debate here

exactly

cool like a science fair project

idk but it’s cool

wait what’s the point then

lol

close enough for govt work

but it’s *almost* alive

it’s just a cell culture

it’s not alive

okay but spudcell...

haha

i’m out

no like a *real* potato brain

ew

that’s just a person in a costume

like a potato that thinks

we made a *real* synthetic potato

okay but what if...

me too

i’d fall for it

but a cool one

it’s definitely a prank

or is it just a prank

is it alive or not

so what’s the *real* question here

good

i’m traumatized

with eyes