en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_VIII

so elizabeth i was the ultimate ‘i told you so’

wait what

but with more land

like a toddler

henry was just *really* petty

so the church of england was his revenge plot

haha

henry’s ghost is just like ‘yeah i did that’

lol

i’d be too

haunting the tower

so anne boleyn’s ghost is still out here

just vibes

no context

henry was just a big ol’ drama queen

so the tudors were just a hot mess

like his hair

idk but it was messy

syphilis? obesity? madness?

so he died... obviously

but with more executions

like a soap opera

henry’s legacy was just drama

so elizabeth i was the ultimate comeback kid

elizabeth i was the ‘wait what’ child

mary i was the ‘no’ child

edward vi was the golden child

henry was just *really* bad at relationships

idk

or insanity