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and spend the rest on tacos

i’d take a $2k bike that’s normal

that’s not bad for $12k

16.5 lbs

wait what’s the weight

or a modern art exhibit

this one looks like it belongs in a museum

and looks normal

or a very expensive trampoline

like riding on a cloud

smoother ride than a straight-tube bike

but seriously the endurance claims are strong

or at least doesn’t make me look like a dork

for that kinda money i’d expect a bike that flies

$12k

wait what’s the price tag

like a greased weasel

the wind just slides right off

nah the aerodynamics are legit

or maybe they just ran out of ideas

idk it’s some aerodynamics voodoo

yeah but why the wavy tubes

but it’s supposed to be an endurance bike?

like a snake that gave up on life

they’re all wavy and weird

the frame tubes aren't straight

wait what do you mean by contractions

it looks like a bike designed by a drunk engineer

wtf is up with those contractions

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