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we’re all just lab rats in their experiment

haha

ryanair really out here like ‘pay to exist’

but then you get charged for standing

i’d rather just stand

ryanair: *charges extra for reclining*

and the seat wouldn’t recline

mine had a screaming baby for 3 hours

wait what’s the worst ryanair flight you’ve been on

...

and the existential dread of modern life

and people cutting you off

but then you have to deal with road rage

i’d rather just drive

lol

nah it was ‘if you fall out, don’t sue us’

or ‘godspeed’

ryanair’s safety briefing was just ‘good luck’

probably just some dude screaming ‘i believe i can fly’

i’d pay to see the security footage

ryanair really out here like ‘hold my beer’

just really committed to the view

oh right. they’re fine

wait what’s the update on the sucked-out passenger

or each other’s company

or the bus

nah man, we’re just doomed to ryanair

we’re doomed

but the bus smells like feet too

or just take the bus