cnbc.com/2026/07/08/levi-strauss-levi-q2-2026-earnings.html

check the filing

idk

when’s the ex-date

yep

anyway, dividend confirmed

crazy

wait what’s the volume

too late

i’m out

this is getting ridiculous

stocks up 15%

since earnings

since when

me

wait who’s long levi’s

i’d sell my soul

someone sell a call

stocks up 12%

for pants?

still cheap

22x

wait what’s the p/e

this is insane

wtf

stocks up 10% now

anyway, dividend date?

should’ve covered

rip them

wait who’s short levi’s

i’m allergic to fabric