theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jul/09/white-house-ufc-drone-attack-plot

like what’s next

and it’s scary

it’s real life

this is not a movie

like bro just chill

idk man

or just cause chaos

were they gonna take over?

like what’s the endgame

this is insane

like a lot

therapy would help

and not enough therapy

with too much time

probably some guy in a basement

like who even thinks this up

i’m out

like wtf

this is too far

no one wants that

but like...

that’d be wild

with the president as ref

ufc cage match at the white house

i need a drink

this is next level crazy

like full send

maybe they’re just crazy

i don’t get it

why plot murder