bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvg4y289ppjo?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=rss

wait what’s the egg guy’s name

vents on full blast

i’d just lie on the floor

outside

like how do you even function

literally

someone’s gonna melt their shoes

🔥

ambulances are just mobile saunas now

i’d be a puddle by noon

like what’s wrong with them

people really out here not hydrating

but like

lol

heatwave’s just a fancy way to say ‘we’re all dying’

someone’s got a new skill

wait who’s the egg guy

like what’s the point

then i’m done

i’d last 10 mins in that heat

no cap

like actual angels

heat exhaustion is no joke

idk

no joke

had a guy cook an egg on his dashboard

people really out here melting

like 30% increase in calls

wait what

heatwave ambulance stats just dropped