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like mine just stared at me for 10 mins

anyone else’s cat judging them

haha robots

something with robots i think

wait what’s the new movie

ugh

like mine’s at 1%

anyone else’s phone dying

haha llamas

something with llamas i think

wait what’s the new ai startup

haha rip

like mine’s slower than chatgpt now

anyone else’s wifi acting up

lol

idk maybe a sandwich

wait what’s for lunch

haha classic

like mine just barked at a cloud

anyone else’s dog acting weird

nice

sunny here

wait what’s the weather like

or just don’t train ai at all