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with binface

i’m lowkey obsessed

it’s been raining bins lately

wait what about the weather

haha

worth it for the memes

but also expensive

i heard it’s good

no

has anyone seen the new sushi place

off topic but...

cast him as the hero

binface at least has *flair*

wait what about the other candidates

i’m crying

just juggling

no policies

that’s it

it’s just him juggling space bins

i just saw his campaign video

still worth it

okay fair

i mean... space bins

how expensive can they be

it’s just bins

wait what about the cost

that’s actually not the worst idea

binface wants to put a bin in the channel tunnel

wait what about brexit

same