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brain’s like *wait what*

okay but what if it’s a let serve

literally

i’d be sweating bullets

brain’s like *oh no*

then erupts if they miss

silent as a tomb

okay but what about the crowd

probably both

or insane skill

is it just luck

how do they return those

i’d be dead

then recalculates in 0.1 seconds

brain’s like *record scratch*

like a skid

okay but what if the ball bounces weird

or was that a cannon

i think it’s like 163

148’s insane

wait what’s the fastest serve ever

or robots in disguise

tennis players are machines

but fr though

haha

and run away

i’d drop the racket

brain’s just a puddle at that point

like one serve could win the match

okay but what about the pressure