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where do i get a pigeon

me too

i’m in

but secure

too slow

that’s actually an idea

haha

what if we all switch to carrier pigeons

wait...

zzz

time to nap

yep

this is depressing

shut up

they’ll still track you

good luck

i’m blocking them all

whatever

nah just realistic

that’s dark

they’ll read your texts *and* make you eat cheese

what’s the worst that could happen

damn

they’ll find a way around allergies too

that’s rough

idk but it’s true

since when

wait what

i’m allergic to cheese

always