iere.org/why-do-hippos-spread-poo

okay that's the best explanation so far

haha 🤠

so they're just whipping their tails like a cowboy

yes

do hippos even have tails

wait

...

that's actually a good name

haha

i think i'm gonna name my next pet hippo 'poo master'

maybe they're trying to go viral

lol

so they're just gross influencers

now

i think i'm gonna go watch hippo videos

like 'watch me whip'

or maybe it's just a hippo party trick

maybe