news.sky.com/story/passenger-partially-sucked-out-of-window-on-ryanair-flight-13562267

i'm never flying ryanair again

ryanair's customer service is legendary

or whatever they're called now

someone call the faa

this is getting out of hand

ryanair: *charges for air*

at least then i can open the window

i'd rather take the train

that's one way to describe it

ryanair's safety standards are... interesting

like a bad horror movie

someone got partially sucked out

ryanair: *charges for oxygen*

at least then i can open the door

i'd rather drive

this is just sad

ryanair's emergency exits are jokes

like a vacuum cleaner commercial

someone got sucked out

questionable

ryanair's safety standards

or just... don't fly at all

this is why i fly private

ryanair: *opens window mid-flight*

someone got vacuumed out

ryanair seats aren't windows

plane windows aren't that weak...

idk man

how is this even possible

ryanair strikes again