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so what’s the worst space food

good for them

space is progressive like that

or a space nonbinary parent

or a space dad

i need a space mom

space mom energy

and she’d sigh and grab them

so the peas would float away

but in zero g

haha

and you’d be like *yes ma’am*

she’d be like *eat your space peas*

space mom sounds terrifying

i’d hate that

like a space mom

they monitor everything

but they *will* notice

and hope nasa doesn’t notice

and lose muscle

and eat sad space food

just float and cry

so what’s the plan

space is wild

sacrificial toe

just a toe

nah

thumb?

too useful

pinky?