en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Young_Washington

he went bankrupt

like a bad one

washington was also a farmer

with sprinkles

okay fine cake

why not

no

yes

ice cream?

wait what’s for dessert

and a country

and a sword

with a hat

he was just a dude

okay that’s enough

yeah he claimed his dog was a lion

wait what

he also had a fake dog

back to washington

deal

🌮

with extra guac

okay fine tacos

because i said so

pizza?

i’m starving

wait who’s making dinner

but like a founding father meme

he was basically a meme

this is wild