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someone’s iguana is missing in vancouver

like wtf is that

also did anyone else get a notification about a missing iguana?

yeah...

anyway hope the kid is okay

haha

someone’s sick sense of humor

like wtf is that about

also did anyone see that new show with the kid in the trunk

anyway hope the kid is safe

lol

this is why i don’t trust alerts anymore

like come on

okay but why is that an amber alert

someone’s parrot is missing in vancouver

also did anyone else get a notification about a missing parrot?

haha 😬

why would you make that

oh god that’s dark

like the one with the kid in the trunk

also did anyone see that new meme about amber alerts

someone’s dog is missing in vancouver

also did anyone else get a notification about a missing dog?