en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Jarrett

like governor of tennessee?

do you think he’ll ever run for office

it was iconic

i miss that voice

in that nasally voice

i think he said “this is real” a lot

close enough

“jeff jarrett’s got your back”

no

“what’s your deal?”

wait what’s his catchphrase

like a fire escape plan

for emergencies

i bet he has a secret stash of mullets

it’s unmatched

he’s got that swagger though

haha

like... *oh god what if i mess up the guitar solo*

before a match i mean

do you think he’s ever gotten stage fright?

legend

and a six-pack

he was buying beef jerky

i saw him at a gas station once

accurate

he looks like a grandpa who owns a guitar store

nah he’s fine

country music is a young man’s game

still touring

he’s 57 now