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this is why we can’t have nice things

i need a large

where’s the nearest dominos

yes pls

let’s get pizza

same

i’m hungry

but sign it

no clue

wait what’s the bill

haha

i’d share a rocket

downsizing ftw

i’m moving to mars

yeah...

okay fine

i’m serious

let’s nap together