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so we’re making a new sun

it’s like a small sun

did you see the size of that nuke

wait what

good idea

i’m gonna go take a nap

what could go wrong

yeah sounds like a plan

so we’re just gonna nuke space

fair

asteroid defense can wait

let’s order pizza

me too

i’m hungry

it was funny

no

did you see that meme about asteroids

good call

in case we’re about to see a fireball

i’m gonna go stare at the sky

so we’re gambling with doomsday

good point

then we’re back to square one

what if the nuke *creates* more rocks